Husband Instruction Manual (7 of 7)
[an American point of View]
Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2010 husband. You have chosen the best that modern biology has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2010 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.
(7) LIMITED WARRANTY : Our 2010 husband is guaranteed against defects in workmanship for ninety (90) days. If, for any reason, you wish to return your husband during the warranty period, we will issue a full refund but only if he is returned in his original packaging. After that, you're on your own.
By David Martin - extracted from on-line Chicken Soup for the Soul : True Love
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future ... but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly - Siddhartha Gautama Buddha
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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