Husband Instruction Manual (4 of 7)
[an American point of View]
Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2010 husband. You have chosen the best that modern biology has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2010 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.
(4) Listening instructions: Despite years of research, we have not yet been able to produce a husband who really listens. Wives are free to urge their spouses to listen and "express their feelings" but we can offer no guarantees that you will achieve any meaningful results. Through persistent effort, some customers have trained their husbands to adopt a semi-satisfying simulated listening posture.
By David Martin - extracted from on-line Chicken Soup for the Soul : True Love
Hold on to what is good, even if it's a handful of earth - Hopi
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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