Husband Instruction Manual (5 of 7)
[an American point of View]
Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2010 husband. You have chosen the best that modern biology has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2010 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.
(5) Fitness instructions : Your 2010 husband is properly proportioned and in good shape. However, in order to retain that shape and those proportions, you must insist on a strict regimen of daily exercise and a healthy diet. Failure to keep your husband active and eating properly will often result in a sluggish spouse with a widening waistline and a sagging seat. WARNING: Do not rely on in-home exercise equipment and always ration juices, pizza, and chips carefully.
By David Martin - extracted from on-line Chicken Soup for the Soul : True Love
In the midst of difficulty lies opportunity - Albert Einstein
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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