Husband Instruction Manual (6 of 7)
[an American point of View]
Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2010 husband. You have chosen the best that modern biology has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2010 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.
(6) Romance Instructions : Although the listening capabilities of the 2010 husband are limited, he does possess excellent eyesight. Thus, in order to activate the romance function, emphasize visual stimuli. Sophisticated conversational and emotional skills are still not available on the 2010 husband although our genetic engineers hope to have an improved product ready by the next millennium.
By David Martin - extracted from on-line Chicken Soup for the Soul : True Love
If you are going through hell, keep going - Winston Churchill
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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