Husband Instruction Manual (2 of 7)
[an American point of View]
Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2010 husband. You have chosen the best that modern biology has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2010 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.
(2) Dressing instructions : Most husbands come with only two wardrobe options - work and casual. Therefore please ensure that you assist your husband in any clothing purchases in order to avoid nasty fashion surprises. As in past years, the 2010 husband has pre-set fashion preferences which may clash with your taste. To date, we have yet to perfect an acceptable "colour sense" module although the deluxe accessory package does include a formal wear option for occasional use. WARNING: Constant wardrobe monitoring is strongly recommended especially on weekends. Repeated exposure to baggy sweatpants and hole-filled T-shirts may void the warranty.
By David Martin - extracted from on-line Chicken Soup for the Soul : True Love
De musico, poeta, y loco, todos tenemos un poco / We have been fools once in our lives - Spanish Proverb
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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