Thought 27JUL2009

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BEING A GREAT HUSBAND
(1) Thou shalt not hog the pillows and blankets.
(2) Thou shalt not commit mayhem in the bathroom.
(3) Thou shalt consume and relish all meals and smack thy lips in appreciation. [Never saying, "I had this for lunch."
(4) Honour thy bills and thy credit cards.
(5) Thou shalt give thy spouse equal time during football playoffs.
(6) Thou shalt not nag thy spouse except when justified. [Thou shalt remember it is never justified]
(7) Remember thy toilet seat and keep it down.
(8) Thou shalt not procrastinate on household tasks without good reason. [i.e. taking wife out for dinner]
(9) Thou shalt remember thy wife's birthday and forget her age.
(10) Thou shalt not be stingy with hugs, kisses, cuddles and snuggles, for thou shalt get them paid back in full.
On my birthday card (for the year 2000) from my wife
Si vale la pena hacerlo, vale la pena hacerlo bien / If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well - Spanish Proverb