CHILDHOOD INGENUITY
When Johnny arrived home from downtown with an ice cream in each hand, his mother queried, "Did you spend all of your allowance?"
"Nope, I didn't spend anything," he responded.
"Did someone buy the ice cream for you?"
The little boy shook his head.
"You didn't steal them, did you?"
"Oh, no, I wouldn't steal," said Johny. "I just put a chocolate cone in one hand, vanilla in the other. Then I told the clerk she could get the money from my pocket, but please be careful for Franky my pet frog."
Extracted from 'Speaker's Sourcebook II' by Glen Van Ekeren, Prentice Hall, 1994
In all the world, things are two and two -
Sutera Harbour Golf and Country Club
2 years ago
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