"Mary, why don't you play golf with Jane any more?" asked a friend.
"Would you play golf with someone who kicked the ball with her foot when you weren't watching?" Mary asked.
"I guess not," admitted the friend.
"Would you want to play with someone who lied about their score?" Mary continued.
"No, I sure wouldn't", the friend agreed.
"Neither did Jane", replied Mary
Extracted from "Speakers Sourcebook II, Glen Van Ekeren, Prentice Hall, 1994